Johny Murphy

John Murphy was born in Ft.Worth in 1972 and then again in 1973 just to make sure.  He was quickly adopted by a band of gypsies and moved to their compound in San Angelo.  (Which was weird, since gypsies are nomadic.) He grew up in west Texas where he achieved many awards and recognitions and Noble Prizes.  Church activities, cub scouts, staring at girls in swimming pools and staying in trouble were his favorite past times. He went to Texas Tech University where he graduated with a PhD in drinking.  He was so good at it that the university gave him an “early retirement” package. He got married and six years later was divorced – vowing to never do THAT again. After holding down jobs from tow truck driver, car salesman, mercenary, grape grower, crane operator, truck driver, tennis shoe technician, alligator farmer, crash test dummy and rear tire carrier on a NASCAR pit crew, he settled in at a fire